lol, I liked that.

Are we also planning on getting a venomoid snake and letting it go back into the wild where it has limitless space? Or could we let it go in a preserve that is boxed off by highways on all sides? Lots of preserves just feel like a bigger and less controlled enclosure.

But lots of people find it more immoral to keep a snake in 5 X 3 box than they do to remove the venom glands and keep it in a 5 X 3 box....