(If he doesn't crack)JK
For all you single herpers: When introducing yourself, start out by saying "Hello my name is______, I like reptiles. You'll weed out all the unsuitables this way.
I am happily married to a wife who puts up with my collection, it worked for me!
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-Jake
0.0.1 Uromastyx geyri
0.1 L.t. annulata
1.1 L.g. californiae
2.1 Pseudemys nelsoni
1.0 Geochelone sulcata
0.1 mexican double yellowheaded amazon parrot