A lithe Lizard Lady named Eve
Had so many herps up her sleeve
When they all got the notion
To raise a commotion
They burst out her cuffs in one heave!

Now, the lizards are scaling the walls
And the turtles walz down the halls
The agamas and skink
Take baths in her sink
The scene both appeals and appalls.

When her friends asked how many she had
Well-meaning, indeed, I might add
She said in a huff,
It is NEVER enough!
Each scaley face makes me glad!