>>And no doubt sponsored by HSUS...

dude. it's the freaking Onion...they make fun of EVERYTHING and everyone. Look at the other videos on that page..."Some bull**** happening somewhere." "Anon. philthanropist donates 200 kidneys to a hospital."

Satire. 100% pure happy satire.
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We wouldn't have 6 and a half billion people if you had to be beautiful to get laid.
6.6 African House snakes
3.2 reticulated pythons
.1 corn snake
4.2 Florida Kings
1.2 speckled kings
1.2 ball pythons
0.0.1 Argentine boa