Well, the grass is always greener, etc. Plus I can go out any given week and find 1-2 coachwhips (sometimes lots more). So I'm more likely to enjoy them in the field than a cage.
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We wouldn't have 6 and a half billion people if you had to be beautiful to get laid.
6.6 African House snakes
3.2 reticulated pythons
.1 corn snake
4.2 Florida Kings
1.2 speckled kings
1.2 ball pythons
0.0.1 Argentine boa