Amarillo, Texas. We're cattle country, and I can find cattle for sale all sizes but frigging rabbits *grumble grumble*
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We wouldn't have 6 and a half billion people if you had to be beautiful to get laid.
6.6 African House snakes
3.2 reticulated pythons
.1 corn snake
4.2 Florida Kings
1.2 speckled kings
1.2 ball pythons
0.0.1 Argentine boa