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Finally, and with nine more to go from a second clutch. I hope everyone is doing okay. I know Allan is. Patton! You with us??

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Jerry Kruse

"It's all in the reflexes" -- Jack Burton

That is perfect! I collect photos of hatching babies. There is something magical about the emergence of a living jewel out of a seemingly inanimate object like an egg...love it! Hope all the rest are as robust!

Nothing yet from me, but I just checked a clutch that was laid on 4/26 and I could see some awesome looking coils(very little black & light orange) through the egg via candling w/a mini mag lite. They should pip any hour now.
Juarez Wonders

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Jerry Kruse

"It's all in the reflexes" -- Jack Burton

Where is the fence lizard cake and the skink icecream?
do I dare say pinkie pie ?
Happy Birthday from Tito Doug
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Doug L

Putang ina -- sera ulo!!!! Yoong ajas sa maganda! Di ba?

Salamat po!
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Jerry Kruse

"It's all in the reflexes" -- Jack Burton

Putang ina -- My wifes at work so I dont have a translation but thata sounds like a curse word
sera ulo!!!!-- no clue on that
Yoong ajas sa maganda! Di ba? -- that mean the snake good looking right

Salamat po! This one I know, Wa lang anu man
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Doug L

You had 'em all correct, but bastos is "rude" and sera ulo is "crazy", and putang ina is, well,......ask your wife because i don't want to go back into solitary. The moderators are looming, as evidenced by Howie's FR impression. LMAO!!!! If you missed that thread it was SO funny. Later man.
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Jerry Kruse

"It's all in the reflexes" -- Jack Burton

I emailed that spelling question so I wouldn't get into trouble with the soup nazis.

"Excuse me but you forgot my bread" George Castanza

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Doug L

Hay naku Jerry,

OK ka lang? hehe.

For those non-tagalog speaking:

Putang ina = Mother wh*** (oh man this thread is gonna get deleted! LOL)
sera ulo (sira ulo) - sira=broken & ulo=head = crazy
Yoong ajas sa maganda! - I think you meant "Yung ahas ay maganda" = The snake is pretty.
Di ba? = right?

Tagalog-English translation brought to you by Tito (Uncle) Jonel
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Jonel M. Lopez

www.spsnakes.com

Or should we just call you "Boy".....have you ever listened to the Pinoy comedy of Rex Navarette? SO funny as long as one understands the Pinoy way of life, right?

But I make up for my broken Tagalog with awesome talents for maneuvering double Balisongs as well as use of double arnis/kali sticks. So when i swing out to San Diego, which i may very well do next year Jonel, we can spar and then eat kamayan. Sige na??
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Jerry Kruse

"When the character of a man is not clear to you, look to his friends." -- Japanese Proverb

Psssst! Pareng Jerry!

Si Jun-jun 'to!

Oo. I know Tito Rex being a SF Bay Area resident myself. His routines really hits home since I know and been to the places that he talks about. My non-Filipino friends love him too since there's a big population of Filipinos here and they gets exposed here in the bay area to the Filipino way of life.

Ha!? "Square" tayo? Suntukan nalang!? Or forget the ratan kali sticks and let me get my kamagong or if you want my bolo. Gusto mo!? Hehe.

After that we can share some lechon and lumpia for good measure.

. . . OK back to my "bomba" tapes! LOL.

Eskrima Link

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Jonel M. Lopez

www.spsnakes.com

Let me give this a try and then you can correct my spelling
Na gaga lac ako, maki lala ka

PS: Jonel are you Jerrys west coast zonata connection?
If so Ill have my esawa cook you some adobo for a few manganda agalmas
salamat
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Doug L

Jerry "Po" your fame is world wide.
but tell that friend of yours that here in New York we dont fight with sticks, thats what tire irons are for

Why do you think they call them milk snakes ?
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Doug L

I'm sorry professor Kruse, I nodded off there for a while. LOL!!!
Anybody have something I can use to wipe this drool off of my desk? Congrats Jerry! Looking good!
-Phil
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Work is the curse
of the drinking class!