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We dunna, this (in)hooman is a'tryin' to kill us! She all but stepped on Kahlua; did step on a paw earlier and bumped Brandy, as well.

We knows SamM survived 18 years here but we'se afraid we won't make 18 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaaahhh!

Is she an evil monster tryin' to murder us?

She SAYS she never had to watch for kitty paws or tail afore this because SamM was so vocal she always knew where he was because he was always yappin' his mouth.

Can we help it iffen we pad around on silent kitty paws? And no way would we consider wearing jingly jangly bells around our necks.

And she tried to shock Kahlua a coupla times too - givin' her a kitty kiss after walking across the carpet. She laffed, sort of, and apologized and Kahlua was nice enuff to forgive her.

But I dunno - first she walks on kits, then she shocks them, pours stuff into Brandy's ears - and - and TORTURED my siskit as well.

Tortured!

Brandy was squeaking and squirming with liddle whimpers...it were so heartbreakin' Supposedly, hah, she was gettin' her clawsies trimmed but poor siskit was all but cryin' and skeered.

Is there a trade-in program for da hoomins? Is there a Sheriff in MVC, or even a kitsocialwelfare dept?

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Da 2 liquor gurls, Kahlua and Brandy, and Val. In da memory of SamM who has his paws full now wit all the kits that were running rampant over da odder side of da bridge before he arrived. Oh, oh, I tink he just paw-slapped Deputy Pepper.

Dis is Brad. I has used da services of our kit lawyer, BamBam. He works good magic, as his word makes mommies jump scard. dis is what i suggest.

We be thinkin' of this...MommaVal says we could pull off da purrfeck crime by trippin' her up at da right time. We'se still figurin' that one out.

And she did it to Kahlua again dis mornin' as she was getting ready to feed us. Kahlua so anxious she crowded under da feet. She didn't scwatch, tho. Just squeaked loud and dem purred when she got her rightful apology.
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Da 2 liquor gurls, Kahlua and Brandy, and Val. In da memory of SamM who has his paws full now wit all the kits that were running rampant over da odder side of da bridge before he arrived. Oh, oh, I tink he just paw-slapped Deputy Pepper.

Sheesh Brandy, dat hoomin ob yurs sure be clumsy!!!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

If she were clumsy she'd probably fall on us or someting. She says she light enuff on her feet to dance away from us before any real harm done.

What about harm to our DIGNITY?

We thinkin' of beggin' more foodies as recompense, but that's more oppawtunity for paw squashin', too.

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Da 2 liquor gurls, Kahlua and Brandy, and Val. In da memory of SamM who has his paws full now wit all the kits that were running rampant over da odder side of da bridge before he arrived. Oh, oh, I tink he just paw-slapped Deputy Pepper.

Well, no der no sheriff in da village...we agwees yur besht bet ish Bambam da attorneykit...she dooooooooooood!Dish not at awll akkseptubul behafiour
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Humans are kinda clumzy. They not agile and quick footed like us kits iz. I got stepped on loads when I was a kitten. You just gotta remind them you iz there and claw their legs if they step on you. Maybe BamBam Esq. could bring a lawsuit against your mom for inhumane treatment or something.
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

dir kiddy.... i am an abused bunny 2... u juss not know wat my human mom does 2 me.... puts me in a cage 2 clean the floor??? hay, do i look like i should b shut in a cage??? then, then, then, she takes all the lovely smelling things i have worked so hard on and cleans them!!!

oh, lets not forget the nail trimming, ear cleaning... or... gulllllp, butt bafs....
smee try an skratches as much as i can, but snowbunna say is easier juss 2 let hur haf way... go quicker????

NOPE... u leaf scars ... that it... they aways member how hard it b do this 2 u... .... ....

u come hide here any time u wants.... snuzzles Lincoln bunna...
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

You gots to cwimb halfway up da hoomins' pantwegs. Dat da safest pwace to be and you gets fwee twansportation.

I heer ya. Mommy sed she had to take out eggstra inshurence bekus she will break a hip shurely wif me unner foot all da time. I say dey need to learn to walk slinky an sideways an adapt, not us!

BamBam will help fix dis!
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

giggle, weee unnerstans... hoomins is soo silly.. aways in weeees way....

the oldest of the nuthouse, snowbunna gurl
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}