Itz mama's fault, ob course. She kep sayin, "but I need de pooter fer Kissymouse stuff." Or "I gotta win dat fingie on Ebay," or "I gotta git de hows redy fer de baybee."
Now we gots a monstur in de gest room. Ifn itz a gest, we aynt met him yet. It makes reel funny liddle skweeky sounds. N a cupla times, we haf seen liddle feetz under de door. We're bof skart. We hope de monstur wont hert us.
We hab hardly seen mama fer DAYZ kiz she's bin in dere wif it. N she smellz funny.
But we haf had sum reelllllllly gud fude.
We jes dont git it.
Farkie and Rudy



Now what's this about a monster in the other room? Since it keeps letting your mommy go so she can giff youz good foodies, then maybe it a purrty good monster afferall. Guess youz will findout soon enuff. I hear monsters don't stay in their rooms furry long.