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Orphan Kits Kitmas Pardee

Hulakits Dec 17, 2012 04:05 AM

Unca John comes in to da Orphan kit's hawse dwessed in hims Sandy Paws soot.

"Gahfur round widdle kitlins, I gonna meow da poem Da Nite Befur Kitmas' and den I gots pwesents fur eech one ob yu. Careful now and don't spill yur hot chocorat!"

Da Nite Befur Kitmas

Twas da nite befur Kitmas
and all fru da hawse,
Not a kreeture was stirring
not ebin a mouse.
Da stockings were hung
by da chimney wiff care,
Eggspekting dat Sandy Paws
soon wood be dere.

Da kittens were tucked in
aww snug in dere beds,
and visions ob catnip toys
danced in dere heds.
Mama in hur nite gown
and me in my cap,
had just settled down
fur a long winter nap.

Wen out by da porch
dere arose such a clatter,
I sprang frum my bed
to see wat was da matter.
Up on da winnow sill
I pounced in a flash,
and down came da curtains
and rods wiff a crash!

Da moonlite shone brite
on da new fallen snow,
and made efuryfing stand out
quite cleerly below.
Wen, wait! My eye caught
sumfing coming more neer,
A miniture sleigh wiff
eight tiny ranedeer!

Da widdle old dwiver
so lifely and dandy,
I knew in a minnit,
Wow, dis must be Sandy!
Faster den cheetahs
his raindeer dey came,
and hims purred quite loudly
and meowed dere name.

Now Cathy, now Poucette,
Now Lynsi and Tita.
On Sparkle, on Bailey,
also Zade and on Rita.
To da top ob da cat twee,
and pounce on dat ball.
Now prance away, prance away
prance away all!

As dwy leefs dat we chase
wen da wind blows dem by,
and swirling dey head
rite up to da sky.
So up to da hawse-top
da widdle team flew,
wiff a sleigh full ob toys
and Sandy Paws too!

...to be continued
-----
Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Replies (5)

cannonbawlfranci Dec 17, 2012 07:00 PM

Da kittlins sit opun moufed an lissen in awe as Sandy Paws resites hish poem... wen he finishes dey jump up an down cheering an clapping der pawkies. Tita an Willow finawy get dem settled down an lined up as Sandy opuns his big sack an stwarts handin owt pwezzies. Tita sthands next to Sandy Paws an whispurs in hish ear...fanks Daddy, dey haffin a wunnerfwul time.

Otayyyyyyy, Willow meows, who wants hot chocorate an cookies?
-----
Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

cyclopsgrl Dec 17, 2012 07:00 PM

Unka John, you did such a dood job wif dat! I kant wate for more! Dat puts joy in my hart dat Kitmas is almost heer!
-----
Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

pitaandsassy Dec 17, 2012 10:09 PM

All da way frum Alasky Pita made hims trip, hims twuck not as shiny as when it wuz noo, but it still in gud shapes. Frum da Norf pole hims cames! Dwesst like an Elfkin in green and red hims now greyin' whiskers only slightly hiding hims big smile. Hims den begen unloadin hims truck wiff tables and chairs. In the big room hims setted up. Den rites on time da big heated truck cames, frum outs in back he help bring out da cookeded turkits and somz roast beasties, Hims eben bringed some uf hims own hunting game meat dat hims jerkied himself (it real good), der beeze rolls and treats eberywheres and annudder sack uf reds dat hims gibs Tita to pass out to da kitterlings. Ebery kitten gits a big soft blankie and a pair uf mittins. den der is a few big boxers as well...in one a box wiff toys fur all to play wiff, annudder wiff a TV and tapes to play (long wiff edumicational tapes too), and a third....wiff sum compooters (wiff safety feechurs to keep dems free of enny kitty porn sites).
"Well...my deer Tita, what bedder way to use dem devidded cheks dat Momma Andi been sabin" hims smiles lookin at all da kitterlings eyes lites up. Den affer kissin hims wifeykit hims goes helps unka John playin Santapawz.

cannonbawlfranci Dec 17, 2012 11:57 PM

Tita giffs hur Pita a big hug an a effun biggur smooch...oh my sweet hubbykit....yu jusht da bestes hubby a gurlkit cood ashk fur....den she goes back to hewlpin wit da kittlins...
-----
Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

PHCatnip Dec 18, 2012 09:36 PM

:::Riley passes out candy canes to the kitlings as he watches their eyes get biggger and bigger as Unka John tells the story:::::
-----
Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

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