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Lately Mommy has been strict. She yelled at me for climbing the drapes, then I knocked her camera off the table (didn't break it, just made the batteries fall out. She told me that I was "guilty as sin". I think that was rude.
She also told me to switch to decaf (I don't even drink coffee) and then had the nerve to tell me to grow up and get a job! Can you believe it?! All these rules she's giving me. I'm just a kitten, what does she expect? I'm insulted right now, so I think I'll go off and pout.Or beat up my toys some more.

Lucky

Yeah, da hoomans jusht dont get dat a kit gotta do wat a kit gotta do!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

First off, beet up da toys a lot more. Dat feel dood when youse not happy.

Second off, memind hers she knowed what she getting into when hers gafe a qute liddle kidden like youse a fureffer home. It not all pink nose an pink toes quteness. She kant pretend to be shoked! Hold youse grownd.

Or, jus do what I do. Jump on da counter an do offer stuff when hers not home. I hafena figgered out how to rerase my paw prints offa da counter... Hers keeps it so kleen, hers can see my liddle toe marks. But I pretend an innocent qute sleeping pose when hers finds it.

What Hank do during dis? Hims giggle or show youse support?
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Dat wazn't me although I do most ob dos tings and get in twouble too. Hank iz still young too and just about az bad only Mommy usually only habe to tell him once and he don't do it agan. At least while she be watching teehee.......
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

Doodness, I fot it Lucy not Lucky. Meeheehee. Maybe Ise need bifocals like Mommy...
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Uh... Lilly not Lucy not Lucky?
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

>>Lately Mommy has been strict. She yelled at me for climbing the drapes, then I knocked her camera off the table (didn't break it, just made the batteries fall out. She told me that I was "guilty as sin". I think that was rude.
>>She also told me to switch to decaf (I don't even drink coffee) and then had the nerve to tell me to grow up and get a job! Can you believe it?! All these rules she's giving me. I'm just a kitten, what does she expect? I'm insulted right now, so I think I'll go off and pout.Or beat up my toys some more.
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>>Lucky

Outrageous! First of all, every house and its contents belong to the cat that rules it. Therefore, you have every right to do whatever you want with anything she leaves within your range to play with. If it gets broken, well then she shouldn't have left it where you could get it, should she! Last but not least, your job is to rule the household as a benevolent dictator, nap and play regularly, and eat treats. Didn't your mommy read the "Being Owned by a Cat Handbook?"

BamBam
shaking her head at these mommies who so foolishly think that THEY make the rules

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The Zoo Crew
BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

Mom says this what happens when a kitten don't haf anuffer kitten to play with.

:::ducking::::
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky
In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

Bam Bam, Mommy had had cats all her life, so I'm sure that she read that book. It's been a long time since she has had a kitten around, though; most of them have been adult cats. I don't think that she's used to all the energy I have, but it will work out. Besides, she was kind of upset because her stupid football team lost (who cares?).
Also, this morning she found one of my mousies on the shelf with the figurines. How did that happen? My mousie must have jumped up there by itself. She hugged me this morning when she got up, so she's not upset now. I think I still have to try and follow certain rules;there are things I'm still learning.

Lucky

Mousies do haf a way of getting around!
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Wez knows youse pain. One ob Mommy's faborite ting to say iz "not yours, mine". Or der iz nuffing in dat closet,drawer, or whatever she is in fur youse so remove youse nose. We iz allowed to climb kurtains eidder, she gets all worked up ober dat, oh and don't eben tink about using da furniture az a scratching post. Dis hoomans iz bery picky and bossy....but she pets weal good and da fud and tweats iz weally gweat, and da toys, boy do we gots toys....so I guess wez gonna keep herz.
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.