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Once effery finished der hot chocorate, dey gets der coats an mippies an boots back on, gwabs der shleds an heads fur da top uf da run Unka John fixt fur dem....Otay, Unka John yu be da timekeepur pwease...who gonna go fursht!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Sparkle wipes da chocorate offa hers whipskers and grabs hers new red sled and hurries to meet Willow at da top of da hill.

She puts on hers goggles and ties hers skarf around hers nek like Snoopy as da Red Baron on hims dog house.

"Ise reddy to go!"
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Hey Sparkle, does yu wanna go furst?
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Dis be ourse firstest time sledding so wez better watch and figger out whot to do. Lilly and Hank sit down on der sleds at da top ob da hill to watch da bigger kits.
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

:: Unca John stands at da top of da course wiff stopwatch in hims hand, reddy to mark da time fur eech contestantr.
Otay, wets get dis competishun started! Whoeber gonna go furst, get on yur sled and push off!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Okeedoke, I go fursht, Willow meows...she hops on hur shled at da top uf da run an pushes off....zooooooooooooom, fashter an fashter, wound da fursht curfe, zoooooooooooooom offur a bump den a bigger bump an she soars into da air....zooooooooooooom fashter she goes wound da next curfe, den a stwait run to da bottom....yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....she skeweams at da top uf hur lungs ash she speeds akwoss da finish line a comes to a sthop. She hauls hur shled back up da hill...how I do Unka John?

I go once you time Willow, Unca John.
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Otay Sparkle, yu next!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Sparkle waits until Willow gets bak up to da top of da hill and tightens up her gwip on da shled. She crouches ofer, squints hers eyes like Clint Eastwood, an kicks off wif grate flurush, frowing a big glob of wet snow wif her back paw onto Willow. Meeheeheehee.

Whoosh...annaway she goes! Nafigating da turns an curfs quickly, losing a liddle time on one of da big turns bekus she was checking out da shnowman da liddle kiddens were making, but qwikly regains speed. She comes to a skidding halt at da bottom of da hill an says, "Woohoo Unka John, whadda ride! How did I do?"

She rushes bak to da top to watch Lilly an Hank get reddy for der turn.
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

:: Unca John wooks at hims stopwatch and can't beleef hims eyebolls! Da time reeds da eggsakt same - 1 minnit 19.3 sekunds!!
I wunner iffen dis stopwatch haff a pwoblem?
Well, wets see iffen Hank and Lilly time be any differint. Iffen it be da same, we gonna need anuffer timing defice, I fink!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Hank and Lilly get on da sled fur der bery firstist eber sled ride. Hank kicks off wiff a pile ob snow on Willow and away dey go.....around da curbes, ober da widdle hill dat sends the sled in da air and makes Lilly shriek and grab Hanks fur tighter, skittling ober da ice and sliding sideways to a halt at da bottom. How did wez do??? Unka John???? Hank and Lilly run up da hill dragging der sled.
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

Otay Hank and Lily, I reed 1 minnit 19.0 sekunds on dat run. Guess my stopwatch not bwoken affur all.
Dis sure be a fast course, huh?
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Caleb pwulls his shled to da top uf da run..."Ok, I weady to go, Unka John!" He fwings hisownself ont da shled an pushes off. He ducks his hed down low an fwies awound da fursht curfe da shnow fwing up behind him...zooooooooooooooooooooommmm on he goes offur da da hills soaring hi in da air, yikes he comes down hawrd an skids into da nexst turn, akkkkkkkkk he jusht misses da pine twees beside da twack..den he hits da stwaitaway an zooms stwait on to da bottom....Hip Hip Meoooooooooooow, he cawlls as he slides to a sthop...how I do Unka John he cawlls as he hauls his sled back up da hill...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Caleb, my mankit, dat was awesum! I clocked 1 minnit 17.9 sekunds! Concats, yu in da leed!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht, wat da hey ish dis? Wike gettin sand kicked in yur face at da beach, meeheehee...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Wow, Willow, dat was dood! I haff 1 minnit 19.3 sekunds on my stop watch.
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Yahooooooooooooo, dt bettur dan lashtyear, Willow cheers...go Sparkle , go go go....den she goes offur thewlp Lily an Hank get weady to make der run down da hill...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hey Willow! It wooks wike da corse is getting faster da longer we use it. Can yu and sum ob da ofur kits help me build up da banks higher on da curves and by da piney twees? I wood feel aweful iffen sum kit got hurt on a run. I wookin owt fur all da kits safety!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

Dat why we awl luff youse, Unka John. Alwayz looking out for ours safety. I will hewp fix da twak!
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Shure fing , Unka John, come on guys
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Once da run fixt, da wace continues...Nexsht up ish Timmy...he gets a dood wunnin stwart an difes onto hish shled an he ish off...he hits da fursht curfe likity split an races on round anuffur bend an offur da bumps, sailing hi when he hits dem...thwoo da pines an down da straitaway, akkkkkkkkkkkkk a wabbit ish in hish paff...he shwings awound an skids to a sthop jusht ash da wabbit hops off...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Sheesh, Timmy, yu made it by a hare!! Get it? Hare=wabbit! MOL MOL
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

"...yu made it by a hare..."

::giggle::
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

MOL, dat Unka John sho funny sumtimes....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita