Unka John, Mommy wanted me to send dis to youse bekus hers knows da Irish jokes will be coming soon an youse need a warm up joke.
Hers herd dis at werk today:
A Texan found out Alaska was bigger than Texas. “How can this be? I must become a member of Alaska!” When he asked how, he was told he must drink a gallon of Yukon Jack, kill a polar bear, and “kiss” a native born Alaskan woman. “I can do that!”… and he proceeded to guzzle a gallon of Yukon Jack. “Whoa, slow down…you don’t have to drink it so fast!”… but away he went chugging. He shot up, and staggered off. A few hours later, he returned with his clothes shredded and bleeding… “Now, where is this Alaskan Woman I need to kill?”
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)
