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I Need Leegl Reprezentashun

cyclopsgrl Apr 14, 2013 03:26 PM

Mommy is taking kollege klasses an I helps hers out wif reseerch an lab werk, but hers has crossed da line.

Hers is taking a class in Hooman Resorse Managmint an hers had to analize an ad for one of hers smaller projekts dis week. Hers piked da cat fud I eats. Hers wanted to use me as a spokeskitten for da fud and take fotos of mees.

Usually, Ise luff it when hers gets da bags of food out to poor into my smaller container. Ise roll around, Ise crawl into da bag, all dat. Today, I sniffed at da bags and walked away -- hers had hers kamera out. Hers tried errefurrything.

Den I herd hers on da hellofone wif a frend telling dem about da project an kalling me a diva. Hers had put hers kamera away.

Well, I did da only fing I kud do, I hammed it up an rolled around an eated da food an errefurry fing wif hers looking wif hers mouff wide open.

Meeheehee.

BamBam, wat laws cover kitten labor laws and slander? Ise feel Ise getting da raw deel heers.

Wat Mommy failed to memember is dat hers fed me and gafe me treets just before she had dis hare brained idea of hers. I only rallied at da end and hammed it up to show hers I am not a trained goggie! (No off-fence, Pal).
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

Replies (5)

cannonbawlfranci Apr 14, 2013 06:32 PM

meeheehee, wtg Sparkle!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

ttpurr4cat Apr 15, 2013 07:30 AM

Pal: Dat otay, I not so well twained myself sumtimes. Lilly and Hank chuckle at Sparkle outcatting (wike out foxing) herse Mommy. We do dat kinda stuff, sit der wooking so cute and da minutes she picks up herse phon to take a picture, suddenly wez member sumting we habe to do. Snicker.....dribes her nuts but iz so fun fur uz.
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

TheZooCrew Apr 15, 2013 08:00 PM

I agree, Sparkle. In my professional opinion, this is clear-cut case of libel.

First of all, any and all fault for the failure of this project was your Mommy's for attempting to expect you to behave like an unpaid volunteer cat food commercial in the first place; and even more so that she would expect you to do so right after filling your belly.

Further, for her to call you a diva was simply outrageous! Was this your assignment? No! Was it even your idea to help her do this? NO! She did not ask you if you were willing to help her with it, either; she just assumed you would do what she wanted. That is the height of human arrogance! Profuse apologies and copious amounts of treats are in order here.

Do you agree with this plan? If that is okay, let me know and I will prepare letter. Also, if there is any additional damages you would like to demand, let me know.

Purrs,

BamBam, Esquire
always on the job for her friends

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The Zoo Crew
BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

cyclopsgrl Apr 16, 2013 05:13 PM

BamBam, Ise showed Mommy youse summary statement an she wus nerfus. Hers had no ideea youse were such a dood lawyerkit. Hers immeediately gafe me double da treets tonite. I fink hers has seen da errors of hers way.

I luff having a frend dat can talk an spel all da big fancy werds!
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

TheZooCrew Apr 16, 2013 06:36 PM

>>BamBam, Ise showed Mommy youse summary statement an she wus nerfus. Hers had no ideea youse were such a dood lawyerkit. Hers immeediately gafe me double da treets tonite. I fink hers has seen da errors of hers way.
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>>I luff having a frend dat can talk an spel all da big fancy werds!
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>>Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
>>& Tammy
>>(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
>>(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

MOL!

Purrs,

BamBam
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

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