I SEERISUSLY shuld be mad at Mommy an not be askin fur dis since she wuz pettin annuver kitty wen she wen she wuz away (not to menchun an oinj one like you Riley.) But Mommy DID make it to me by snugglin wiff me an pettin me a whole bunch .So she's furgiven .
So here's why da litterbomb misshun iz needed. Unkle Mike. (Mommy's yunger bruvver. He's not da one dat liffs in Mew York. an saved da man in 9/11. Dat's a different bruvver) Ennyway Unkle Mike treets Mommy like kitty litter cuz she's handicapped .Plus he treets Antee Jefer like kitty litter cuz she's gay an haz a partner. Unkle Mike iz getting meowrried in a cuppla munfs. Mommy an Antee Jefer are ONLEE goin to da wedding to make Gramma happy. But I've seen/ hurd Mommmy get leeky eyed cuz Unkle Mike iz bein such a jerk .Da lady dat Unle Mike iz getting meowrried to iz nice . An our hoomin cuzzins are nice. (Dey haff a kitty named Noki.We don't wanna litterbomb HIM. Just Unkle Mike) NOBUDDY makes our Mommy upset an gets away wiff it! HISSPIT!
Spencer an Bailey
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Litterbomb Misshun!!
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WELL, we armin up round heer, nobuddy shood tweat anybuddy dat way fur any weason, hoomans!
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Wez gots all ourse litter sacked up and weady to go. It be on da way to youse Unka Mike's head whare wez will dump it on him.
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank
In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.
We gots tons of ammo ready for the mission. We gladly bomb anybuddy who has prejudices like that.
Mommy sez fank mew efurryone.
She an Unkle Mike haff been at odds since Unkle Mike haz been a teen hoomin. He gave EFURRYONE a tuff time wen he wuz a teen hoomin. Da fambly thawt him joining da Meowrines wuld fiks his sorree butt an he'd be nicer. He WUZ nicer (fur about 2 yeers) Den he started treetin Mommy an Antee Jefer lke used kitty litter again. Wen Antee Jefer came outta da closet (so to meow) he wuz REELY meen to her .Mommy finks Unkle Mike wants a purrfekt werld. No sik hoomins, hoomins dat fall in luff with hoomins uv da opposite seks . et catera. He better grow up. 
Dat makes me sad dat hims has to be like dat wif fambly. Mommy feeding me wet food for da first time. A spoon a day for a treet. It makes me effen more prepared for dis litterbomb misshun!
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)
