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pitademon May 21, 2013 08:47 PM

(Frum deep unner da bed comes a growl and hiss)
Iys is sews hissed off at Momma Andi!
Her knows Iy be an old kit...Now hers mades me an old and balding kit!
Furstus ting diz mornin' hers not gibs me any fud. Den hers gabbded me and put meeze in dat bwack carrier. Iys tried to run but hers hads me twappeded in da baffroom. Den eben doe Iys be meowing dat Iys not wanna gose hers putted me into herz metal monster!! Me in hers metal monster! Momma Andi ebil Iy tells you! Den hers tookeded me to da V...E...T . Iys still meowin', but hers knots lissin'. Den...DEN...den hers leftted me derez!! Dey ways sews meen to meeze ay shaffded mosta mys bootiful furs off...Iys BALD AS AN EGGY!!!!!!!!!

Tita my luff...tells me youse still luffs me!?! Pweeze!!!!

Youse hubbykit
Pita (now lookin' like a cross between a gremlin and a lion)

okay Momma Andi here,
Pita had mats so bad he was pulling his fur out in clumps. He would not let me brush him and I thought he might have a hidden wound (which he did). So had the Vet give him a 'lion cut'.

lol he is soo goofy looking!

Replies (10)

ThreeCalicos May 21, 2013 08:52 PM

Aww, Tita, we sorry you mom wuz so meen. We not spost to tell you but she also callt you goofy-looking. Just remember Bald is Beautiful an you now can Roar like a lion siens you look like won. Make sure you charj lotsa taxes an glare distainfully at you mom.
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Medley blue-eyed calimeezer and Shade blacktortie manx with hidden white strip calicowannabe.....
remembering Catiya whose pale sea green eyes wink from the bridge 12-17-10, Octavia, calico manx heart-thief who joined her 2-25-11 and beautiful true-to-her-calico-'tude Jeopardy whose old soul kept mom's psyche soothed but who unexpectedly and quietly left for the bridge 1-20-12

TheZooCrew May 21, 2013 09:06 PM

A sloppy hairball on her pillow or in her shoe would not be amiss either!

Purrs,

BamBam, Esquire
who thinks calling Pita goofy-looking after what she did to him is definitely a felony offense and if Pita wants her to, she will file for damages on his behalf in MeowChat Court

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The Zoo Crew
BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

pitademon May 21, 2013 09:13 PM

not gots enny fur to makes a harbull wiff!!!

Pita

TheZooCrew May 21, 2013 09:34 PM

Poop would work too.

Purrs,

BamBam, Esquire
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

Hulakits May 22, 2013 01:01 AM

Pita, wateber yu do, do not, I wepeet, DO NOT allow yur mommy to take a picture ob yu in yur pwesent state! Hide any camera yu find (or dump it in da hoomin litterbox!!!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

ttpurr4cat May 22, 2013 08:15 AM

Hank and Lilly pack up sum ob der fur and mail it to Unka Pita so dat he will habe fur too. Ourse Mommy sez it waz fur youse own goot and it will gwow back but we not buying dat. We tink it be mean to make youse bald and den to call youse funny lookin, dat just not wight. Major taxes be due youse.
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

cannonbawlfranci May 22, 2013 05:06 PM

Pita my sweet dawrling, meeheehe, yu look, meeheehee, hansum to me. An uf corse I luffs yu! Tita wuns in da offur room an shuts da door befur she ROTFMHTO...maybe I shood knit yu a sweater , deer..
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

TheCatnipCrew May 22, 2013 06:46 PM

Wow Pita, that's pretty rude! These humoms do some stuff what we kits don't like but it always for our own good. You still look good!
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Purrs & Headbonks,
The Catnip Crew.....
Riley, Harley, Ashley, Nicky & Queen Mushka
In Loving Memory of furangels Munchkin, Casey, Maddie & Meadow

teganslaw May 23, 2013 03:55 PM

Pita,
I agree, do not let a camera near you! Your Mommy would probably be mean and try to take a picture of you like this. She was rude to call you "goofy looking." I wonder how she looks in the morning; I bet she doesn't look that great herself.

Lucky (sending purrs to Pita)

MinnesnowtaKits May 23, 2013 05:39 PM

Nuffin wrong with a lion cut, Pita ... you look furry handsume! There are 7 of us SnowtaKits what is Purrshuns, and we all get lion cuts about once a year. It's the fashunable fing to do, you know!

lubby, Lynsi

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