mom hadta wurk all day anz Dad stayed home wif us. Mebbe can mom can make it up to hims sum other day dat neither one has to wurk, which is a rarity.
Of korse, Dad has to make ammends wif mom right now, too, anz sheze still mads---mom fownded anudder woman's bikini top in da laundry da oddur day anz wur furry, furry mad, mad, mad--so mad dat she threw sum of his clothes out in da frunt yard while he wur goned sumwhere...da story he camed up wif when he gotted home wur dis: he had goned to a lake to go swimmin, den wented hiking in da woods anz founded dis bikini top anz thot mom wuld like it, so he brot it home..dat top is many, many sizes too small fur mom (she is well-endowed), anz effun ifn it did fit, she wuldn't want to wear anudder woman's intimate bikini top. She wuld want to git one brand new dat nobuddy has effur worn.
