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My cat... is a retard.

MichaelSmith May 16, 2018 05:15 AM

Hi,

I don't know what the hell is wrong with my cat. He's 9 months old, which I suppose makes him still a kitten, but I've never seen a cat do the kind of stuff he does.
Lets see... Apparently he's a water cat; he sleeps in the sink right after it's been used or if we leave the water running a tiny bit for him. He jumps in the shower when I'm in there every few days, he jumps in right after I'm done every time he's around. I didn't think cats were supposed to like water, go figure.
If he's laying on the edge of something, a table for example, he falls off about half the time. He's not asleep and yet he doesn't try to stop himself. He hasn't hurt himself yet, so I guess that's ok.
He has a thing for bathroom trash, he runs around with balled up kleenex, Q-tips, whatever he can find. We're always picking up after him. Plus, in the last two months, when scooping the litter box, we've found a piece of easter grass, a rubber band, and a paperclip (read: he ate them ).
Oh, and he humps my fiancee's head repeatedly while she sleeps.
All I can say is, that boy ain't right.
Anyone else have a mentally challenged pet?

Any help will be apprecited.

I didn't find the right solution from the Internet.

References:
https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=977948
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Thank you.

Replies (1)

mariav3 Oct 16, 2018 06:05 AM

Cats are indeed retards

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