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Hulakits Dec 23, 2012 12:10 PM

I saw dis in a column of funny Kitmas quotes in da Honolulu Advertiser dis morning and it craked me up!

"Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty … and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard." — Unknown
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

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