Lately Mommy has been strict. She yelled at me for climbing the drapes, then I knocked her camera off the table (didn't break it, just made the batteries fall out. She told me that I was "guilty as sin". I think that was rude.
She also told me to switch to decaf (I don't even drink coffee) and then had the nerve to tell me to grow up and get a job! Can you believe it?! All these rules she's giving me. I'm just a kitten, what does she expect? I'm insulted right now, so I think I'll go off and pout.Or beat up my toys some more.

Lucky