First off, beet up da toys a lot more. Dat feel dood when youse not happy.

Second off, memind hers she knowed what she getting into when hers gafe a qute liddle kidden like youse a fureffer home. It not all pink nose an pink toes quteness. She kant pretend to be shoked! Hold youse grownd.

Or, jus do what I do. Jump on da counter an do offer stuff when hers not home. I hafena figgered out how to rerase my paw prints offa da counter... Hers keeps it so kleen, hers can see my liddle toe marks. But I pretend an innocent qute sleeping pose when hers finds it.

What Hank do during dis? Hims giggle or show youse support?
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)