Oh, dis iz da bestesst addventpurr EFFUR. I am so glad I got my ownself here wiv all da furrs. Pweeze efurrykit, be furry careful about dose alligaturrs. Da Lady went to Alligator Alley and dose beasties are furry dangerous...
Now I am off to sweep, to rest up furr tomorrow's exciting times.
wuv, Topaze from da Sunny Souf


