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Dumb Blonde Horse Joke

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Posted by: iloveakke at Mon Jan 3 12:04:46 2005  [ Report Abuse ] [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by iloveakke ]  
   

There was a dumb blonde who had just bought two horses. But there was 1 problem: she couldn't tell them apart! First, she cut one horse's ear in a non-sensitive part a bit. But then the other horse got stuck in a metal fence and got his cut a bit! Hastily, the blonde cut one horse's mane- a tiny bit, but it was hidden underneath the rest of the mane. Finally, the blonde could stand it no longer. She called a wise friend and said this, "Marcy, please, please, help me, I'm in such a twist, I can't tell my black horse from my brown!"


   

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