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Dog Jokes by a Cat

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Posted by: catman1 at Mon Dec 19 22:56:26 2005  [ Report Abuse ] [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by catman1 ]  
   

Shasta thinks dogs are just silly. Here are his favorite silly dog jokes:



What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?

A watch dog!



How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear to the tree and listen for the bark!



How can you tell if you have a stupid dog?

It chases parked cars!



What happens if it rains cats and dogs?

You step into a poodle!

   

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