funny. I don't think they would limit it to "one thing" since I'm such a problem to them:

all three: 1. enough with the medications! 2. don't close the door to your bedroom at night. we want to play on top of you while you and dad sleep. 3. and what are those things in the basement (rabbits)? why do you need them?

taharqa: 1. why don't you sit still more? 2. Why don't you stay home 24/7? (apparently working outside the home 2 days a week isn't enough dedication). 3. never, ever, ever take me out of the house. I'm just a wee bit agoraphobic.

Alexander: 1. why do you starve me so? I'm hungry 24/7, yet you only give us canned food once a day? And what happened to that high-caloric kitten food I loved so much? And why can't I eat what you eat? And stop making fun of my gross obesity-I make fat look good! 2. I must be with you 24/7, inhaling your exhaled air, licking you with my really rough tongue. Do not move so much.

Ptolemy: 1. why must you touch me without permission? I will let you know if and when you can touch the royal person! I explain and explain, and yet you still don't get it. Do not pick me up or touch me unless I want to be touched, stupid human!!!!


(much of this text had to be edited for foul language. the thing i've noticed is that burmese swear-a lot.)

Lisa S. inadequate human serving two burmese and a bombay, all ancient Egyptian royalty who suffer so.

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