Well I just wanted to start the string because I have a tale of Maggie kitty.

Maggie was the kitty in my life before Romeo. She was big boned, fat, and bossy. Wasn't willing to take crap from anyone.

I was dating Prince Notsocharming, a man with a cat of his own, a female named Larry whom he doted on. But he detested Maggie. Maggie returned the feeling.

One night I turned around to see the Prince pulling Maggie's tail. I was living in an old building that was only partially rehabbed - so I had a closed off gas fireplace in my bed room with a fantastic oak mantle piece. I used the fireplace as a backdrop to my bed.

the night he pulled Maggie's tail, I woke up to the sound of Maggie making her way from a couch, to a cabinet, to the mantle piece, where she sat for a long time.

Finally she jumped, all 17 lbs landing on the pillow, right in front of PrinceNotSoCharming's nose. He launched out of the bed screaming.

Maggie was smiling, I swear.

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