I SEERISUSLY shuld be mad at Mommy an not be askin fur dis since she wuz pettin annuver kitty wen she wen she wuz away (not to menchun an oinj one like you Riley.) But Mommy DID make it to me by snugglin wiff me an pettin me a whole bunch .So she's furgiven .
So here's why da litterbomb misshun iz needed. Unkle Mike. (Mommy's yunger bruvver. He's not da one dat liffs in Mew York. an saved da man in 9/11. Dat's a different bruvver) Ennyway Unkle Mike treets Mommy like kitty litter cuz she's handicapped .Plus he treets Antee Jefer like kitty litter cuz she's gay an haz a partner. Unkle Mike iz getting meowrried in a cuppla munfs. Mommy an Antee Jefer are ONLEE goin to da wedding to make Gramma happy. But I've seen/ hurd Mommmy get leeky eyed cuz Unkle Mike iz bein such a jerk .Da lady dat Unle Mike iz getting meowrried to iz nice . An our hoomin cuzzins are nice. (Dey haff a kitty named Noki.We don't wanna litterbomb HIM. Just Unkle Mike) NOBUDDY makes our Mommy upset an gets away wiff it! HISSPIT!
Spencer an Bailey

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