The only reason I read this crap was because I heard my name was mentioned, and my opinion is this:
I don't give a rip if the gator eats your daughter and the rock python swallows your son, but if you want to put a leash on an animal, get a dog. Gators deserve more respect than that.
To Scott and Andy:
Getting bit a lot isn't necessarily bad. Look at Andrew G. He gets bit by venomous stuf every six months and he's pretty cool. Looking forward to some cool trips with you homos this summer.
Brandon Bowers
P.S. Andy, change your voicemail message and start returning people's calls and e-mails!!!!
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